So lately people have felt the need to remind me oh, like 3 times a day that I’m skinny.
Yes. I am skinny. How nice of you to notice.
That being said, I love food, I love eating, and I eat a lot of unhealthy shit. And yet miraculouly I’ve been pretty much the same size/weight since middle school (with a little variation for water weight. stupid, stupid water weight).
I hate when people who are a little on the plus size (or just plain fat) call me skinny. How do they want me to reply? “Yes, I am skinny. And you are fat. You should’ve skipped breakfast, fatty.” or “Yes, I’m skinny. You’re fat. Let’s be a comedy duo!”
I mean I’m an honest-tell-it-like-it person. BUT jeez, fat people are sensitive. And I know that. And just so ya know.
SKINNY PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE TOO. And unless you’re bulimic/anorexic, I’m pretty sure you know what size you are, what you really look like. I know what size I am. So you don’t need to point out the obvious.
This just leads to my even larger pet peeve of people who talk just to talk and frequently point out the obvious. Just shut your pie holes, please. Some people enjoy silence. (like me and depeche mode, okay?)
I’m going to stop bitching because, ironically, I hate when people just complain because they have nothing better/positive to say.