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britticisms: And then Cher finally got together with Josh and...

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:46:35 -0500

And then Cher finally got together with Josh and we all sighed a collective relief for her 16-year-old love life, even if it was a little creepy because he was her ex-stepbrother. A little creepy, yes, but then we all remember how adorable Paul Rudd is, and we forget the creepy part to instead dance along to the music.

“Tenderness” by General Public

(iPod shuffle is doing an excellent job today. Also, yes, I do own the album All the Rage by General Public. Why do you ask?)

whateverlolawants: You’re a stone fox. - Trip Fontaine

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:38:39 -0500

whateverlolawants:

You’re a stone fox.

- Trip Fontaine

Strange

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:04:14 -0500

I’ve been talking to my roommate on Facebook for a little over a month now, and its weird, even though I’ve not met her yet, I feel like we’re already old friends.

pile: CollegeHumor is on a killing spree! The guy who plays the...

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:03:42 -0500

pile:

CollegeHumor is on a killing spree!

The guy who plays the waiter is a dead ringer for Adam Brody…

playnice: Ah, the gateway to the west. home sweet home.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:50:55 -0500

playnice:

Ah, the gateway to the west.

home sweet home.

whoaineedyou: lozzy: hate lily, love her new hair. I love her...

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:10:55 -0500

whoaineedyou:

lozzy:

hate lily, love her new hair.

I love her dress too.

I think I just found my future new haircut. Except not so chunky on the bangs and angled a bit in the back. Yay. Sadly, I just solved the most pressing issue in my life.

"Sometimes you’ve got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy with anything …..."

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:03:33 -0500

“Sometimes you’ve got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy with anything … whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self comes out.”

- Tina Turner (via misscedar)

Arial Narrow

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:53:00 -0500

This morning I had an appointment with my academic advisor at 10 am this morning, because I’m a fucking nut job. I had to get up at 8:30 and I left an hour later and barely got there on time. And then the actual dropping of classes was incredibly simplistic and took like 15 mins total to complete, which was about the same time as it takes for me to drive to school.

But on the way there, I was following this guy in a Ford pick-up truck from the late 80s (I’m guessing it was an ‘86). And the bumperstickers this guy had led me to believe that he was similar to the Arial Narrow character from this CH vid.

From left to right his bumperstickers were “Marriage= [bathroom sign Man]+[bathroom sign Women].” If they let bathroom signs marry each other, WHAT NEXT? This a really slippery slope.

The next stickers was one of those “It’s a child not a choice” Pro-life stickers.

Then it was his liscence plate, which I’m really surprised didn’t say something like “BSH LVR”… (which then again if your against abortion, do you really love bush?)

But I guess he was too poor to afford a vanity plate and would rather express his politics in free bumperstickers.

The next bumpersticker said “Freedom aint FREE.” I’ve always been perplexed by this saying. ‘Ain’t’ ain’t a word and Freedom and Free come the from the same root word, uhm which I’m pretty sure is “free.” (Suck it).

Then he had two conflicting stickers, which confuse and concern me even more than the first three.

The last bumpersticker said “Vote your sport.” Which being a nerd, who’s only interest in competetive team sports led me to play on a badnews-bears-style (our coach verbally abused us, frequently left to chain-smoke entire packs of cigarettes and we never ever won one game, I don’t think) basketball team in 5th and 6th grade, this really confused me. Who would Kobe vote for? LeBron James? That really tall Chinese dude? Can they even vote in China?
But the sticker had a target on it, so I assumed the guy was a hunter. But first of all I don’t really see how hunting is a sport. I mean theirs no NCAA hunting tournament. I don’t think it’s a sport for the animals who get killed. And while I frequently wanted to kill the basketball back when I played, I never ever had the desire to eat it, the way most hunters eat what they kill.

Second of all the guy also had a sticker on his back window that said “The 2nd amendment is not about hunting.” OH! I GET IT. The guy wasn’t a hunter or deer or anything. i guess that means he hunts people, that he’s a sniper or something… Which makes him totes def cool.
I wonder if his name was Dog…

whoaineedyou: Too bad the election isn’t a ‘best smile’...

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:27:57 -0500

whoaineedyou:

Too bad the election isn’t a ‘best smile’ contest.

The George W. Bush Memorial Library

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:25:02 -0500

rockuboff:

toddwickersty:azspot:

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The ‘Decider Room’ complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros

(via Bovard)

I love it!

HAH!!!

"Life is full of choices, if you have the guts to go for it."

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:21:06 -0500

“Life is full of choices, if you have the guts to go for it.”

- Henry Rollins (via thresca) (via whoaineedyou)

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness;..."

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:10:58 -0500

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”

- Audrey Hepburn (via bellechoses) (via misscedar)

Cause I'm Feeling Rebelious Again

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:50:33 -0500

I love it when people on Tumblr simultainously complain about the sudden rise in popularity of memoirs, while talking about how great the new David Sedaris book is and talking about their adolescenc/childhood.

If you’re sick of memoirs get off tumblr and go write the best novel of the 21st century.

johnnyfive: secondgradefresh: How inappropriate is this now?...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:03:42 -0500

johnnyfive:

secondgradefresh:

How inappropriate is this now? Yeah…

Chandler Bing and the "Subtle Art" of the Mixtape

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:25:12 -0500

Chandler Bing and the "Subtle Art" of the Mixtape

Because I'm still feeling rebellious

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:07:20 -0500

I don’t understand this common notion around tumblr that following a number less than the number of people that follow you some how makes you a blogging god/goddess.

Maybe I’m new to the game, or just have a different approach when it comes to tumblr. I currently follow approx. twice as many people that follow me. I like it. It gives me a very diverse view of tumblr and the Internet and I like to think, therefore it gives me a diverse view of the world (I realize how naive and douche baggy this sounds).

While I’m extremely flattered when someone new follows me, I hope that I never stop finding new and interesting people to follow on here. I hope that I never think that I’m “like totes def too cool”* and stop being genuinely interested in the people that I follow.

(NOTE: Spell check recognizes douchebaggery as a word. Way to go Jon Stewart.)

*Sometimes me and my friends actually talk like this… but we’re totes def doing it to be ironic, I think.

Cause I'm Feeling Rebelious

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:28:20 -0500

I don’t care about the Dark Knight.

And Christian Bale creeps me out (finding out that he assaulted his mother and sister only adds to that sentiment).

And Batman doesn’t even have any super human powers!!!

kthanks.

Love Reign O're Me

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:30:00 -0500

We’re under a severe thunderstorm watch.

Maybe the rain will wash away all my bad dreams and my bad moods.

Right now I’m gonna take a shower and hope that it does the same.

puthiminpumps: scout: boss I was never really a fan of his jams...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:09:23 -0500

puthiminpumps:

scout:

boss

I was never really a fan of his jams but I probably would have hit it back in the day. Just keepin’ it real.

i am i fan. and i would’ve def. hit it.

what can i say? those curls? that beard? (not to mention the lyrics). he’s my “type.”

"hi lani. i’m over all that high school drama. come on over now so we can celebrate w/ lindz...."

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:01:38 -0500

“hi lani. i’m over all that high school drama. come on over now so we can celebrate w/ lindz. its her party-it’ll be fun.”

- -text from someone who im assuming is lydia

Oh you’re over it? That’s fucking news to me. You weren’t over it on June 30th when I was trying to enjoy Sarah’s grad party.

And of course like then, you have your attack dogs doing defense for you. Why should I leave it alone? You haven’t. Despite my attempts to get over it (how would you feel if you’re best friend of 12 years decided not to stand up for you?) and leave it alone, you keep bringing it back up. Despite your appologies you’re more neurotic and paranoid than Nixon on a bad LSD trip.

I’M NOT SAYING SHIT ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. Jesus Christ.

What was a misunderstanding and bad joke turned into fucking Watergate.

And this is my personal blog, so basically this is my forum to say whatever the fuck I want about the sitation. I don’t know if you read it, though I can bet that you perodically check up on it to see if I’ve been talking about you only to be disappointed by the fact that I haven’t. Cause here’s a little secret, I could really give 2 shits about you and what you think of me.

I never directly blamed you as for the reason why I’m not friends with Kim anymore. (Though I will admit, you are a big part of the reason why I’ve almost completely severed ties with her, except for her giving me virtual plants on Facebook’s Lil Green Patch application). The truth is me and Kim were growing apart from the beginning of middle school, when neither of us knew who the fuck you were. It was bound to happen, and it was happening all through out high school, despite the fact that neither of us really wanted to acknowledge it. We became different people. But we were still friends by proximity, as it was easy to be seeing as we live on the same street, which is how we became friends in the first place. And though it hurts, the blow is only softened by the fact that I’ve been lucky enough to make some really good friends who will stand up for me. And unlike your accusation I didn’t have to make them my friends by badmouthing you. I’m sorry but I don’t need to stoop to that to get people to like me.

So I never blamed you for that, because I have enough maturity to realize that obviously it wasnt your, that you were just a catalyst in something that had been happening for a long time. And I talk to people about the situation (the whole you and Sam calling me a lebsbian on daily basis and note to anyone who still might be reading this and doesn’t know the sitch, this was 4 months ago, at the end of my Senior year of high school, not middle school as it would seem) because of how it effected me, how it hurt me that people would do that and claim that it was just a joke. And then go around for 4 months afterwards trying to make me look like the homophobe (which I’m not, I’m just not a lesbian) and the bad guy.

And why in the fucking world would I have people call you? I don’t even have your phone number and I’m really pissed that you got mine from Lindsey or whoever was at that party.

Get this through your head. You’re the one who talks about me behind my back, as I’ve heard through reliable sources. And YOU’RE the one who gets people to text and fb chat confront me. Here’s my advice to you. Stop being so paranoid and know that if you piss people off (which you seem to like to do on a nearly hourly/daily basis), that they’ll talk about you. And most of them probably won’t be as considerate as me not to say what they’re really thinking. THAT’S LIFE. Get aquainted with it.

I end this with the question that’s been running through my head ever since Sam asked it in her back alley facebook chat confrontation. Why should I leave it alone? What are going to do to me?

Why can’t you just leave it alone? If you really are over it, seeing as it’s high school drama and we graduated almost 2 months ago, it should be easy as pie. Just leave it the fuck alone why don’t ya?